Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Superiority of Mittens

Mittens are better than gloves. Your fingers create more heat as a unified source rather than as separate units. They get in there and get all cozy, it's really great. To support my theory, I checked Wikipedia, which we all know is completely factual:

"Mittens are warmer than gloves made of the same material because fingers maintain their warmth better when they are in contact with each other. Reduced surface area reduces heat loss." -Wikipedia, under Glove.

But the benefits don't stop at warmth. Mittens also promote positivity. For instance, you can't give the middle finger in mittens, but you CAN give a thumbs up. Plus, they are just cute as hell. They make people happy. They make you feel like a kid, or like an animal with paws. You just really can't go wrong with mittens.

1 comment:

  1. Nice post! Where is your face? We wanna see your new glasses!